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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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