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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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