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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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