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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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