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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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