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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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