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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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