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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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