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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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