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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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