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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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