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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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