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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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