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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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