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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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