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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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