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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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