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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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