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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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