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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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