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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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