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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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