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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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