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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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