Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

2097
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

2070
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

1606
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

707
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

862
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

3108
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

2027
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

1721
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

1073