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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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