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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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