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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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