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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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