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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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