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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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