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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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A buoys club.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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