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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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