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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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