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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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