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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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