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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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