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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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