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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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