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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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