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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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