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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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