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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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