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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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