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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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