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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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