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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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