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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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