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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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