Pictures:

What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

263

Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

1641

What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

1623

What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

3181

Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

806

Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

2909

What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

2566

Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

2204

What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

1624

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

2418

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591