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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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