Pictures:

Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

2522

If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

250

Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

2810

Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

612

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

1846

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647

What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

1018

Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

451

What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

3250

What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

3077

Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

1955