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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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