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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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