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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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