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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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