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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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