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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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