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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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