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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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