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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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