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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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