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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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