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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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