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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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