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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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