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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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