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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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