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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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