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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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