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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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