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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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