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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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