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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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