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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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