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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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