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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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