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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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